So, The Most Terrifying Korean Man was a regular customer. He had many a thing to say to me. Or... at me. In my general direction. Anyway.
So he once again wanders into the pet store, looking strange as usual, talking to himself in Korean. Saying god knows what! He walks up to the rabbits in the large cage in the front of the store, and looks at them for a while, seemingly telling them something really important. It looked that way at least, with how intently he was staring at them.
This man never spent a penny in the store. Not once. But He sure did spend a lot of time in it.
So he's looking at the bunnies, then looks up at me, I gulp. He terrifies me. He looks at me with the same intensity he gave the bunnies. I fear for my soul. Then he looks at his watch.
Back up at me.
Back at the watch.
Back at me.
And says:
"I don't have time..."
I make a motion, like maybe I should acknowledge him for speaking to me.
and then he continues:
"because... of the unicorns!"
Then he spins around on one foot, and leaves.
I gape, open mouthed. Then I laughed hysterically.
lol
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