The Most Terrifying Korean Man

Ok, so at the pet store I worked at, I encountered a man I came to call: The Most Terrifying Korean Man. I had been told about this man when I began working there, but until I met him, I didn't understand everyone's issue. Then... we "met". I say met with quotations because I have never spoken to the man, I don't think ANYONE has ever spoken to him. He speaks, but not to anyone. He speaks to himself, and to the animals. he will sometimes speak in someone's general direction. He speaks in Korean, mostly. But will occasionally come out with an INSANE English phrase.

Alright, so let's plan an image of this man in your mind. He is a tall, skinny Korean man. Okay, he has a bowl cut. BUT it's not a cute Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone kind of bowl cut, oh no. It sits VERY high on his head. LIKE THIS.



Okay, Poor drawing. But I am not skilled at drawing with Paint using my laptop track pad. You have a vague idea now, anyway. So this man wears the MOST ridiculous clothing. Red track shorts pulled up past his belly button, and a muscle shirt, tucked in. A fanny pack makes it all the better. Socks to his knees and running shoes. Got an image in your head? Good. Let's go on.

Okay so The Most Terrifying Korean Man comes in to the store. We have a bird up front, an African Grey, I'm up at till. He comes up to the bird, and speaks at it in Korean for a while, then he looks at me, back to the bird and says "I'm going to an icecream party!" Then he turns to me, his face gets VERY serious, and he growls "MICROWAVE BOMB THAT SHIT!"

Me-> D: